i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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