I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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