This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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