i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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