Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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