i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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