Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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