real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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