We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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