Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
its liver damage thursday
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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