so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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