that's an acceptable place to lick
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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