we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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