its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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