Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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