You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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