addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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