She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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