i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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