i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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