By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
you inspire me to be a worse person
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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