I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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