My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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