I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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