I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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