Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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