It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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