are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
If that was your dad, he is hot
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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