Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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