I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Randomize
