So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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