Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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