just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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