Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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