I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
