no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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