In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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