is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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