i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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