a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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