i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
this boner is exhausting
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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