I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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