Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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