Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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