Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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