I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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