I hate your face
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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