You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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