There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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