I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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