How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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