Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
